Thursday, May 31, 2007
Finally, you can get revenge on that crying kid sitting behind you at the movies.
Are you one of the many who has become increasingly pissed off with your fellow movie theater patrons?
Well, now you can take heart: Select Regal theaters in New York City are handing out a little device that you can use to rat out those annoying folks to the management. This is in an effort to appease the millions of disgruntled customers who are staying away from theaters in droves, allowing DVD to take over (you bastards!). Of course, there's the whole problem that the management will come to check out the problem and create even more of a disturbance. So I guess they still have to work the kinks out.
It's still cool.